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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I may be bad but im perfectly good at it…My life in Roller Derby..yeah baby..I play for the Hard Knox Roller Girls in Knoxville Tn. 26. Lesbian. Maker of Art, clothes and random B.S..yeah this is it..this is where the Golds at. i have one hell of a life…and im loving every moment of it..oh yeah..i travel A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description><title>Evil Derby</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @evilderby)</generator><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>heh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i stink something good..off to shower&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5985070559</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5985070559</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 21:18:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hard Knox Roller Girls Commercial Honky Tonk Stomp</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/24333552?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hard Knox Roller Girls Commercial Honky Tonk Stomp&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5976023589</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5976023589</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 16:31:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>meh
what if my cousin is a lesbian as well??</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvfd0Ob4A1qzud9ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;meh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what if my cousin is a lesbian as well??&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5914728080</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5914728080</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 21:15:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>SIGN THE PETITION TO GET WOMEN'S FLAT TRACK ROLLER DERBY IN THE OLYMPICS!!!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.gopetition.com/petition/40605.html"&gt;SIGN THE PETITION TO GET WOMEN'S FLAT TRACK ROLLER DERBY IN THE OLYMPICS!!!!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5894068113</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5894068113</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 06:22:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahchicksintanks:

You might be a derby girl if…
*You take...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llu696l49R1qiq03po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahchicksintanks.tumblr.com/post/5888647276" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahchicksintanks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You might be a derby girl if…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*You take “swigs” from the ibuprofen bottle.&lt;br/&gt; *Your romantic partner is considered a widow.&lt;br/&gt; *You’ve pulled your pants down in public to show off a bruise or tattoo.&lt;br/&gt; *Parties are a competition.&lt;br/&gt; *Your first move in a fight is to hipcheck someone.&lt;br/&gt; *You don’t know your close buddies’ real names.&lt;br/&gt; *The cop who wrote you the ticket called it “reckless driving”, but you explained it as “positional blocking”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* fuck hot topic and spencers ..i support local business !!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(read more at &lt;a href="http://www.wearehellarad.com/2011/05/you-might-be-a-derby-girl-if/" target="_blank"&gt;you might be a derby girl if… | HELLARAD&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5889259155</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5889259155</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 00:38:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Butthole surfers -shame of life</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y-Nhjk0H2Bw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Butthole surfers -shame of life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5842701331</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5842701331</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 17:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>all i'm sayin...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Next time IM on top!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrjynKen01qi3tbg.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;hard knox vs atlanta&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5837931180</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5837931180</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 14:13:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>te hehehe</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqobkwiH01qi3tbg.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5827029401</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5827029401</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 02:50:47 -0400</pubDate><category>Hard Knox Roller Giirls</category><category>sgt.slaughter</category></item><item><title>Goblynn crawl vs Sake Tuyas Cheerlearder
the goblynn is one of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JmnrBR_AeoA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goblynn crawl vs Sake Tuyas Cheerlearder&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the goblynn is one of my awesome team mates / president&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5826609545</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5826609545</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 02:23:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Hard Knox Roller Girls</category><category>Atlanta roller girls</category></item><item><title>Metal Version..
This is me..all day every day</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3KR75JOEYRE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Metal Version..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is me..all day every day&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5826501781</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5826501781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 02:17:00 -0400</pubDate><category>drop it like its hot</category></item><item><title>oozie woozie awesome new beer coozie</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqj8b2A8w1qi3tbg.bmp"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqj8oMjNW1qi3tbg.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you Down South Derby Girls (atlanta) for the awesome beer coozie gift bag! its so me you have no idea!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5825137010</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5825137010</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 01:01:27 -0400</pubDate><category>Atlanta roller girls</category></item><item><title>eye juice</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hmm so&amp;#8230;if you play derby..im sure you know by now you cannot control the photos that come out it&amp;#8230; and some of the RIDICULOUS FACES we all make or just how some photos are funny..Im thinking about making a Derby Tumblr where people can submit their funny face photos or what have you and we can make funny captions&amp;#8230;Yay?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here is one for starters&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its of Suav, Villan and Sgt. (me) from Hard Knox roller girls vs Gold Coast&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/228269_10150245004093973_505218972_8856654_7947696_n.jpg" width="350" height="235"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Villans caption was &amp;#8220;no sarge, you cannot touch that&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Note ridiculous look on my face..yeah..meh..anyways Any other captions?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;okay i am just realizing i am not sure how you are going to reply to these? how do you turn the answer button on?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5820338092</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5820338092</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 22:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Photo by Jason R Scott</category><category>Hard Knox Roller Giirls</category><category>wftda</category><category>roller derby</category></item><item><title>CDC Says Zombie Apocalypse!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;One Hell of a weekend&amp;#8230;The Rapture&amp;#8230;or &lt;a title="Zombie Apocalypse" href="http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp" target="_blank"&gt;Zombie apocalypse&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#8230; well if the rapture DID happen i was in Atlanta Playing Roller Derby ha!! so either way it would have turned out Fun&amp;#8230;and well maybe you have heard that the CDC released a Zombie survival 101 article. DBL SCORE!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="The Real Deal" href="http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp" target="_blank"&gt;The Real deal &lt;/a&gt;read it!!&lt;/p&gt;
A co worker told me this news today. Said Saturday(suspiciously or ironically) at work on fox he saw the news on the little red line at the bottom then went home and researched it. all you have to do is google it.&lt;br/&gt;also just realized the CDC is (suspiciously or ironically) in Atlanta they also (lol) have a derby team named the Apocalypstix (suspiciously or ironically) &lt;br/&gt;well it might be all fun to the CDC as cleverly disguised and stated&amp;#8221;Well, we’re here to answer  that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for &lt;em&gt;real &lt;/em&gt;emergencies too!&amp;#8221;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;was it stated that the Dead will walk among us during the hours of the &lt;em&gt;decicifing..&lt;/em&gt;and im not to sure if thats a word but im totally using it.&lt;br/&gt;idk man&amp;#8230;im not super worried..i can still play derby with half the worlds population and zombies combined..hell throw some Aliens and faries in there while you&amp;#8217;re at it..im sure avatar has one hell of a hip check.&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5792489967</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5792489967</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 00:45:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Things I Learned from Roller Derby;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thingsilearnedfromrollerderby.tumblr.com/post/5673732002" target="_blank"&gt;thingsilearnedfromrollerderby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It makes me stop and remember that we play a full contact sport, that injuries happen, that we are strong and powerful women but we are fragile too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Originally from &lt;a href="http://dears.tumblr.com/post/5666571980/last-night-some-skaters-from-the-plattsburgh" target="_blank"&gt;this post&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5758002076</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5758002076</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 00:16:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HOW HAVE I NEVER WATCHED THESE??!!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zj2Zf9tlg2Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HOW HAVE I NEVER WATCHED THESE??!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5754470961</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5754470961</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 22:15:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wild and wonderful whites of west virgina</title><description>&lt;p&gt;im getting ready to watch that movie.. ( you can watch everything on let me watch this.com) true story =D if you like WEIRD movies (gummo ..feed..human centipede)..this is a must see&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;link to trailer&amp;#160;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolMzar_3x0" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolMzar_3x0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5753397548</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5753397548</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 21:44:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rapture cakes oh yeah</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="making of rapture cakes" src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248773_202476536461237_100000966766114_522043_6973599_n.jpg" width="383" height="285"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225958_202476469794577_100000966766114_522040_1506162_n.jpg" width="225" height="310"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5747028243</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5747028243</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 18:34:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>imgfave:

★ discovered on imgfave.com (social image...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkwvyhneC1qb6t6wo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://imgfave.tumblr.com/post/5720904523" target="_blank"&gt;imgfave&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;★ &lt;a href="http://imgfave.com" target="_blank"&gt;discovered on imgfave.com&lt;/a&gt; (social image bookmarking)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is me 100%&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“this is my relaxed face”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5746800358</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5746800358</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 18:27:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>woot hotlanta</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Atlanta Game = awesome sauce&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Atlanta practice this a.m = awesome sauce squared&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;pix soon to follow..right now i just got home and off the bus and i havnt showered and yeah i stink then off to commercial release party&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;knee is super sore still but played a good game still&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5745608141</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5745608141</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 17:50:44 -0400</pubDate><category>Hard Knox Roller Girls</category><category>atlanta roller girls</category><category>wftda</category></item><item><title>atlanta derby news</title><description>&lt;p&gt;just found out that the Atlanta game will be on Derby News network! yay! and crap all in one&amp;#8230;i wont be able to play my best =( BUT you can all still watch it!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://derbynewsnetwork.com/live" target="_blank"&gt;http://derbynewsnetwork.com/live&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;somewhere there in that link mess lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5672394584</link><guid>http://evilderby.tumblr.com/post/5672394584</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 15:06:00 -0400</pubDate><category>WFTDA</category><category>Hard knox roller girls</category><category>Atlanta roller girls</category><category>Roller Derby</category></item></channel></rss>
